WHO AM I ?

I’ve been tagged I hear. Some naughty people are out there I tell you. Well I guess now I have to spell out some stuff about me. Are you ready? Here we go

1. When I talk people laugh and it has nothing to do with my accent. People usually try to place me with very limited success. Are you ……..? No. Then you are ……….? No. Bringing me to my first point. I hate that, I mean how is that going to help anyone?

2. I went to a very educative boarding high school. And am not talking about great grades. One of the tough lessons I learnt was how to shower using a 3 litre jerrican. With global warming becoming a reality am thinking of training people on that. Any takers?

3. I love the screen, big or small, the only thing I dont like about it is soap operas. I dont read a book if there’s a movie based on it why read The Bone Collector when you can watch Denzel and the lovely Angelina Jolie act it out.

4. I have been accused severally of not talking enough. Maybe because small talk is not appealing to me. Once this guy came to me and asked me How is school? Response. We wore school uniform today.

5. I laugh humor, laughing makes my day. If at any poin in the day I go 2 hours without cracking up that is an awful day. Its genetic though so does everyone in my family.

6. I hate guys who try and act up most of the time like a dude trying to sing in a foreign accent most often carribean. 50% of the time you dont even hear what he’s saying.

7. I like people who are upfront with what they want. No running around in circles. I look foward to the day when these chicks who steal glances at jamaaz would step up and say “Hey, Am into you so what do we do about that? Itakuwa ni siku njema.

There! now the rest is saved up for your imagination